Sleep well. Watch out for those creepy bed bugs. Don’t get caught up in any nightmare conspiracy theories. But do have nice dreams. Well behaved dreams.

Wait.

Nevermind.

I forget who I am talking to. The fact that you read my blog is the first hint that you’re incapable of behaving, let alone have well behaved dreams.

Anyway, good night.

Oh, and don’t tell anyone that tomorrow’s Monday.