Why? Because it’s Monday and the cats did not let me sleep past 4:45 AM this morning. And because I was a bit late in getting around to finishing my work for one of my classes. That is, I was up until 10:30 PM last night. Damn cats.

What? You think I’m going to take responsibility? Hell no! That’s what the cats are for. And since they are cats they really don’t give a shit.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you work denial.

I know, I know. I’m a pro.

And please, don’t try this at home.